Global Shortage of Oxygen

Along with the dire predictions associated with global warming and water shortages it appears that there is a new catastrophe on our planetary doorstep; the impending global shortage of Oxygen!


With the burgeoning human population (and associated animals such as cows, sheep, pigs, goats, guinea pigs etc) sucking in vast volumes of Oxygen from our atmosphere, combined with the decimation of our rain forests and other plant matter which used to labour valiantly to replenish the Oxygen stocks, we are beginning to find ourselves literally gasping for air!


High lying areas will be the first to be affected by the O2 depletion - however this shortage is likely to be noticed by even lying lowing dwellers experiencing a drastic shortage of breath when climbing hills, stairs and other elevated obstacles.


Here at the OGO and Fishpipe headquarters we believe in doing our bit for the environment and we have a new initiative to conserve Oxygen; our staff are encouraged to take only every SECOND breath of air and to not FILL their lungs unless absolutely necessary. In addition we are investigating switching to breathing mainly CO2 (Carbon Dioxide) which will have the effect of not only eliminating our reliance on Oxygen but should also contribute in capturing Carbon from the atmosphere and thus slowing global warming.


We encourage other forward thinking and concerned companies and individuals to take similarly drastic, but necessary, steps.